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35 Hysterical Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Laugh


Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically.   We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below!

Nothing is better than hearing kids laugh out loud!

Funny Jokes for Kids

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We have organized these funny jokes by topic…

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I buried my funnybone out in the backyard…

Animal Jokes for Kids

1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela

2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce

3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie

4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda

5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey

6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina

7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie

8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

9 – Knock knock.   Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
(This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!)   – Keri

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10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim

12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice

13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda

14 – Knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna

15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken

16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

Funny Animal Joke Books for Kids

Laugh out Loud Animal Jokes for kids = cover is yellow with some snowflakes and two animals looking at each other
LOL Animal Jokes for Kids!
Just Joking 300 Hilarious Jokes Tricky Tongue Twisters and Ridiculous Riddles from National Geographic Kids - cover has a laughing jaguar
Just Joking from National Geographic Kids
101 Animal Jokes for Kids book - cover has cartoon shark, cow and sheep with a spider
101 Animal Jokes for Kids
Just Joking 2 - 300 Hilarious jokes about everything including tongue twisters, riddles and more from National Geographic Kids - cover has a chimpanzee putting fingers in ears
Because one Just Joking Book would never be enough laughter…
best jokes for kids - 35 jokes for kids - boy looking and giggling
I can’t stop giggling…

17 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty

18 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! {giggle}

Hilarious Jokes for Preschoolers

19 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly

20 – Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon

21 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire

22 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara

23 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda

Related: School Appropriate Jokes for Kids

24 – What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan

25 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina

26 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey

27 – What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

Funny Preschool Joke Books

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids - over 800 jokes - dinosaur on cover having a tea party
The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids!
My First Book of Kids Jokes for ages 3-5 - cover has a hot air balloon with a hippo and an elephant riding in the basket
My First Book of Silly Kids Jokes
Get the Giggles Book - the cover has a theater full of cows with 3d glasses on
Get the Giggles!
Kids Jokes ages 3-5 - Super Fun! - Level 1 Reader - cover has a dinosaur sleeping in a bed
Best Kids Jokes Ages 3-5 Level 1 Reader
35 of the best jokes for kids - little girl laughing
Stop! I can’t stop laughing!

28 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren

29 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan

What school does a banana attend? Sundae School! {giggle}

Silly Kid Jokes about Food

30 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate

31 – What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin

32 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie

33 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale

34 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee

35 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

Funny Food Joke Books for Kids

Lettuce Laugh book - 600 corny jokes about food.  Cover has several lettuce leaves with googly eyes
Lettuce Laugh Jokes for Kids!
Funny bodily function jokes for kids - Kids Activities Blog best jokes for kids - toilet in bathroom white
What did one potty say to the other? You look a little flushed! {giggle}

Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functions

36 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam

37 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela

38 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts!   – Jessica

39 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy

40 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica

41 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen

42 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden

43 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

Do your kids have a favorite joke?

Leave a comment with a joke that makes your kids laugh. We want to keep collecting the funniest jokes for kids for eternity…!

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