Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically. We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below!
Funny Jokes for Kids
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Animal Jokes for Kids
1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela
2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce
3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie
4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie
8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
9 – Knock knock. Who’s there?
(This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!) – Keri
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10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber
11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim
12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice
13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda
14 – Knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken
16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda
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17 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty
18 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen
Hilarious Jokes for Preschoolers
19 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly
20 – Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon
21 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire
22 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara
23 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda
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24 – What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan
25 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina
26 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey
27 – What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy
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28 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren
29 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan
Silly Kid Jokes about Food
30 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate
31 – What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin
32 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie
33 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale
34 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee
35 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen
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Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functions
36 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam
37 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela
38 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessica
39 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy
40 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica
41 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen
42 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden
43 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah
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